Lauren from Texas

My Porn Star Lover

If you’re a woman, you deal with perverted men as a part of life, and men may never quite understand. If you’re a man, you deal with fake chat requests from women almost always somewhere in Africa pretending to be American and seeking a loving husband.  This one was better than most.  She only hit on a few of the recognizable cliches.

This is the random photo she used.

I WISH she was real. I’d date a former porn star in a minute.

Another Random Woman saying Hi

Every so often, a stranger will pop up on my instant messenger apps and say Hello.  Conversations usually go somewhat similar to this:


03hccn41ztpns1ow6qc1h2yish@public.talk.google.com: Hello  Jeff

Jeff Goebel: Hello.

03h: How are You Doing

Jeff Goebel: Oh I see. So this is one of those random stranger messages that I’m supposed to believe actually happen to guys.

03h: Well I Followed You On Google+ i taught i could say Hi , just trying to make frends
nothing more
mean no harm too

Jeff Goebel: No worries. Random gorgeous women say Hi to me all the time. (hehehe) Ok, not really.
I apologize for sounding hostile. As a woman, you must get random messages from guys on message formats too. SOmetimes I jump the gun and become defensive before they even tell me about their web site or chatroom cams. (grin)

03h: lol i unstands Jeff

03h: lol  Any I’m Kim, I stay in Texas How about You? 

Jeff Goebel: I’m in Toronto Canada.
I’m still pretty suspicious you’re in Africa somewhere and the request is pending…. but Hello. I am sorry life has made me disbelieve blonde strangers with candy.

(delay)

oh well.. I ruined a beautiful relationship I guess… grumpy old man that I am.

03h: What do you mean that am in Africa where the hell is that

Even if I believed, She doesn’t know where Africa is? The improper use of pronouns is always a dead giveaway of an African scammer.  They never use “I am” but often just am.

Jeff Goebel: heheh.. Nevermind. Hello. Happy Tuesday. In Canada, it’s a holiday so I call it Fake Monday.

03h: LOL

Jeff Goebel: Was there a question, or some comment? Just a friendly hello from a fan? I almost never post to Google+
Jeff Goebel: I know… I’m weird. Not what you expected.

03h: really
Jeff Goebel: I like to be different.

03h: same here
Jeff Goebel: Well you are different… except not too different from Gisele Martin.

click. She disconnects.


This is the 32pixel thumbnail she’s using in her GTalk profile:

This is the Google Image compare I performed:

This is Gisele Martin:

https://myspace.com/gisele.martin92/photos

 

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