Hello. If you're just joining us, my name is Jeff, and this is my life, in real time, when I'm in a writing mood.I still have not started TV. I've been mentally debating whether I am ready to let this page and series be seen, or whether it goes in the SAVE bin with all the others.101 First Drafts.I don't like it as much as Chapter 1s as a title,...

It's 3:37 on a Saturday.I get in a writing mood, and start this blog.Eventually, I lose the mood. The first break.The moment NEW BECOMES OLD, and the excietment has passed into obcession about how I did. My rife is being reviewed for content in my idle time.I tend to crush excitement wherever I go. Admitting it may be half the battle, but change...

If I understanbd the way blogs traditionally work, new people will be reading this entry first, and then the first one second. My style of writing is going to be backwards.I feel like the season opener of LOST. They know they really want new viewers, but they've got a lot to catch up on before the opening credits.Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe...

I've already lost my nerve.Right up until the page to edit or create my blog appeared, I was excited. My mind was aflood with the possibility of success, and just the right touch of fame.I don't want to be famous.I just want a few fans.That's my first T-Shirt mention. As we grow together, you'll get to know me, and either hate these blogs, or...

I used this title before, so this may be considered a sequel I suppose. The language of today that fits. This week I had some meetings with potential partners on projects.I kept debating in my mind, whether I want to be a focus, and jump into possible fame, or stay out of the limelight, and just do it for the money.I'm torn between needing...

You'd like Canadian TV. We have sex on the regular cable package, all the time. We have stuff you Americans have to pay premium for, on our basic extended package. Probably most cable subscribers have them.I was watching Girls Next Door tonight, on weeeeeeed as Jon Stewart would say.I like it.It's my level of sex appeal. I imagine the girls are...

On almost FREE extended basic in Canada.or from my TV via public access Snapstream BeyondTV probably illegal streaming, Wednesdays at 10pm but don't say I told you so.WEEDSEpisode 3 I think. FINALLY! A theme song I don't fast forward through. That "little boxes" jingle was a terror in reruns in my head. Like chalk on a wall, for an unknown...

I may ramble more than usual tonight. I'm in a good mood.First I want to try to blog about my Audacity story, but as you'll learn, I go off on tangents. I call them Zepelins for anyone who's already on the inside loop on that term.I was going to do a video blog tonight. I've been experimenting with them, and although I have not had the nerve to...

I liked Dat Phan. I'm surprised. I was ready to hate him in advance from 4 years ago. Wow. I can hold a grudge. But I'm pleased both in him, and my willingness to forgive, he impressed me.I think he should have ended with the MySPace William Hung punchline, but overall I think he did a good solid, experiences set. Four years of comedy travel and...

This may be a literary Taboo. Are we allowed to make fun of AMerican Idol? It is my own idea, just presented as a WHAT IF SCENARIO. I enjoy thinking up situations, and then examining life, looking for signs that it already is that way, and that my faith in the bluff was worthy. Facts change. So I was thinking; how would life be different, if we...

I know I'm not alone with this idea. I masterbate with headphones on.But I want the voice to stop at a certain point. I want the headphones to shut up.WHat if I could do that just with my head. Releaxed, and not willing to get up, and shut off the file. Kill the moment... sooner than I want.If you use the idea and become rich, give me a pair.

I am afraid of fame. We've seen the Internet give more than 15 minutes to a kid yielding a broom overnight. I'm not sure I want that. I'm content with having the people who visit my Frogstar site to enjoy themselves while they're there - and maybe tell a few friends... but as much as Frogstar is a personal site with hand picked humour, it may...

Static could be morse code, binary, 8 bit. A 1 frame poiece of static could be a page of text... or anything. a program.If you can program static, you could be talking to a lot of people.The DaGoebel code.Static contains the Contact like instructions.No... it contains a languageProbably not an original thought.Self esteeme strikes again.Law and...

Star Trek had a message of hope for the future, but Star Wars is right now. Every single day, thousands of kids decide to go to trhe dark side.Society makes the dark side easier to join, free, and instant community. Faster than baseball team members or ski partners. Crime brings you together. Trust and a caring relastion is how it looks.I have...

One neat feature of my PVR than never gets credit is the scale that shows up and tells you what percentage of the show has been watched. Where you are, or more importantly, how far in did you jump, when changing channels. A movie may be worth watching, depending on how much you missed.An easy bar graph helps me decide.I can also hit INFO, and...

We've proven we like to watch odd people make a living or an art out of being crazy, and talented.Everyone makes their mark.I just watched a guy snap his fingers to Wipeout.I said cool.David Hasselhoff, Brandi, and they guy we're going to hate from another country agreed.The snappist looks foreign, but talks American. I wonder if that just works...

Notes...What's with the host that speaks like a computerized voice? He's more choppy than a bad William SHatner impression.Every show like this has people saying; "This is the toughest thing I ever did in my life" and they usually say it in the first 5 minutes of the show, long before it gets tough.The product placement for cell phones was by...

I just figured something out... and I'm not yet sure how I feel about it.I've been fooled, by hooded agents of now uncertain origin.I have been going to a nearby Farmers Market fairly regularly, since I moved here in March. It's a new experience, and although it doesn't change, it provides enough variety to keep me coming back.Plus, I have been...

The beat was for my kind of sex. I held through a song and a half, had a great time, and finished. Now, a strange tempo mexican song is playing.I get up and sort out the evening, before sleep.Radio off.I bet the cycle starts again for the 1:am crowd.No voices for what seems like a long time.Music was hood. I keep forgetting how spevifuc evening...

I am undecided if this is a writing night or not. My ideas may be too fast.I just had a great orgasm. In my mind right now, noteably good, but I am on drugs.I have been.Bad week for me, in that way at least, although the cycle does motivate me to do things that have been on the to-do list forever.I've grown to depend on the cycle over 3-6...

I wonder if everyone is coached to be happy...Most starving artists aren't. On LAST COMIC STANDING, everybody is homeless, depressed and NEED success. On Idol, they're happy and optimistic and want success.Canadian Idol isn't on when its demographic meet in school the next day. It's a summer show. I wonder if that hurts or helps it. It sure helps...

There should be one rule. We are not allowed to do anything that could result in instant death for the planet.We do we allow Nuclear power again? They work, they solve a problem, they're safe, except for the reality that an error can mean the end of life on the planet.Whoops.

I had a bad lunch today.Not so much bad, as dissapointing. I had plans to have a business style lunch with two friends, and we had planned on a fast food joint. Nothing impressive. Since I arrived a little early, which is the norm for those who know me, I happened to discover a MONGOLIAN GRILL in the same area.This is a unique style restauarant I...

I watched a game today, and asked; "how do you create new humans?"Sex wasn't involved. Points and Status resources were.How does society make more people, make abortion hard and don't teach contraception.Not only will you make a large generation, a lot of thenm will be perfect for the army.

I'm going to have to do a video about Microsoft Movie maker, but for the short version, I say DON'T IGNORE IT.I've never used the MAC iMovie, but for Windows XP (and ME) users, Windows Movie Maker is an amazing tool. Shot down without a trial like so many Microsoft products, the MS bashers would have you believe it's crap. Pirate or buy Adobe...

Wow. I'm not sure why, but I just had a thought that shocked me. A sudden realization that just came to me in the middle of thinking something else. Kids can now make secret phone calls to anyone in the entire country, and Canada... and nobody knows.Free.The scenarious of how bad that can be, and probably is, flood my mind. My friend uses it to...

I'm a perfect example of a guy who loves his PVR. You may know it as the brand name TiVo...I watch hardly any TV live at the time it was shown. I record almost everything and watch it later.I do this more than the average person.The thing is, I've still seen all the commercials. Hardly any are new to me. I can't quite explain why. I fast forward...

we don't buy cookies, because yu just eat them.SYNDI HERE: this is in reference to how childhood things(events) efect us when we're older(even if we don't remember the incident).it's also a reference to how when one is hungry one tends to "wolf" them all down and not even taste them(maybe like dave ).

Here's an idea. A lot of people WANT to make videos, but lack the creativity to write or create goioid content.Here is an idea. Make a documentary of your parents, or grandparrents. Tell them you want to discuss your coolest memories with them, on film.I'll teach you how to edit it into a perfect DVD gift for everyone in your famikly - or...

Why do I keep hearing JIBBER JABBER this month on TV? Mr T has said it a few times this week, and Boston Legal, and now LOST finale.Did somebody decide to bring it back?Weird.