My Porn Star Lover

If you’re a woman, you deal with perverted men as a part of life, and men may never quite understand. If you’re a man, you deal with fake chat requests from women almost always somewhere in Africa pretending to be American and seeking a loving husband.¬† This one was better than most.¬† She only hit on a few of the recognizable¬†cliches.

This is the random photo she used.

I WISH she was real. I’d date a former porn star in a minute.