The Girl Next Door

You’d like Canadian TV. We have sex on the regular cable package, all the time. We have stuff you Americans have to pay premium for, on our basic extended package. Probably most cable subscribers have them.

I was watching Girls Next Door tonight, on weeeeeeed as Jon Stewart would say.

I like it.

It’s my level of sex appeal. I imagine the girls are all very smart, playing a business role. Acting. It makes it watchable.

unpause…

OH GOOD NAME

BOOK TITLE

unpause.

better bong!

shows could guarantee at least two laughs per half hour.
Robot Chicken could.

End of Part 1

This post is one I usually wouldn’t share in public. It’s not my best work.

But I do.

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